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Balance Bar Gold Crunch with Other Balance Bar Gold Crunch with Mike Huckabee

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Mmmm, this Balance Bar Gold Crunch is so packed with exquisite peanutty flavor, it deserves every one of the three fonts in its brand. (You see, it's the "Crunch" sub- product line of the "Gold" sub- product line of the "Balance Bar" product line.)

But what could make this product so tasty? So naturally tasty?

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Of course! Natural flavor with other natural flavor!

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Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee was on Meet the Press this morning, declaring his intent to run for President. In his segment, he did not back away from his assessment of President Bush's job performance as "magnificent"; he implied that an anti-abortion position separates America from the terrorists; and he blamed a Willie Horton-style sentence commutation on Bill Clinton.

In other words, horseshit with other horseshit.

Argentina Sea Monster: F*** YEAH!

Cual es mas awesome?

(1) Researchers in Argentina discovering remains of an ancient sea monster (Dakosaurus Andiniensis) they're calling "."

(2) National Geographic running this interpretation on their cover:

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Suddenly I believe in Intelligent Design, and the Great Designer is obviously a 10-year-old boy with a #2 pencil and Trapper Keeper full of wide-rule notebook paper.

Also, Blagg really needs to name Dakosaurus Andiniensis "Official Ancient Beast of the New Sincerity."

Black Like Me

How does AOL know me so well?

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