In Mike Judge's Idiocracy, the stupid future's #1 movie was called Ass and it's #1 show called Ow, My Balls.
Now we are mere weeks away from the theatrical release of Kick-Ass, and G4 features a TV show that primarily consists of videos of suffering testes. (Of the latter, host Chris Hardwick has described his staff's depth of effort in developing new euphemisms for a man's jewels.)
So it is that an "industry" friend forwarded me this casting notice for new dating show on Game Show Network. Pay for a day's work is $500.
New dating/game show looking for fun, outgoing singles to be part of an in studio, one-day shoot. If you have one or more of the following, this shows for you:
This show is actually fun and light-hearted. One day, super easy!
- Wear a toupee
- men-wear women's underwear
- are a gay-for-pay dancer
- have a sugarmama
- are a magician
- slept with a girlfriends best friend
- have a tattoo of an ex's name
- were abducted by an alien
- have paid for sex
- are a street-performer
- sued an ex-girlfriend
- have been homeless
I know, you're like, "gay-for-pay dancer? That's a thing?" Apparently it is.