As profoundly and unnervingly as our world is changing, one phenomenon is constant: Christmas Creep.
Should we even be surprised anymore that there exists such a thing as "Holiday Eggnog" with an expiration date of Nov. 14? Or that at least one and a half gallons had already been purchased before Halloween? This is what Jesus died for?
Also, Santa Claus is not a funny Halloween costume, Hipster Scum.



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