If you have ever considered buying beef jerky with Jeff Foxworthy's face on it, or pretty much anything with the Fox's face on it...
...you might be a redneck. With hypertension.
Don't forget to wash it down with something horrible.
Coming in April 2008: Larry the Cable Guy's Original Insulin, available in Soo-Wee Pork Rind, Shockin' Wild Blackberry, and A.T.Vanilla.