Herm Edwards is Not Reading This

Herm Edwards (nincompoopish KC Chiefs head coach) on a diss rap allegedly recorded by Larry Johnson:

"Here's the concern -- in our society now, so many things come up on Web sites and Internet," Edwards said. "First of all, I don't even have the Internet. I wouldn't even know how to use it."

Having watched HBO's Hard Knocks this season, Herm's inability to use the Innernets seems about as surprising as Britney Spears not being able to read a soup can. Here's a hint, Herm: The Internet is not like a dump truck. It's a series of tubes.

And thank you for validating my "pick against Herm" strategy in this season's suicide pool.

(Word to Football Outsiders for the find.)

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The most brutal, dastardly bench-clearing brawl in baseball history:

I'm sorry, did I miss the flash mob memo?

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The world's deadliest beer

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You want to hang up your clothes to dry? Get out my neighborhood, hippie!

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OOPS!

Via Valleywag.

Comments

[jjm]

you know, there's nothing quite like sheets fresh off the line.