Well, now we know how Terrell Owens spent his Sunday. Yes, mere hours after signing with the Cowboys, Tee-Oh has issued a hot new rap single titled "I'm Back." I mean, how else was he gonna celebrate his $10 mill?
Via the essential if HTML-challenged AllHipHop.com:
NFL All-Pro receiver Terrell Owens recently tried a hand at rapping by recording a diss track aimed at his former team, the Philadelphia Eagles.
In a lengthy rap posted on his Web site, the newly acquired Dallas Cowboy openly taunts the Eagles about earning a guaranteed $10 million this season from Dallas.
T.O. is bustin' lyrics! He's like Vanilla Ice and Diddy in a chiseled, sexually-frustrated package.
When it comes to this game I'm the best in the field
Some said I was gonna sign just a one year deal
But I got what I wanted up front, 10 mil
Changed the rules of the game so now how you feel?
I got a brand new team
I am a Cowboy now
No more black and green
To the haters that said I'm not going to get my money
I'm laughing in your face ha ha that's funny.
In case you haven't yet decided to drop the $3.99 for the single:
1. Yes, it's easily worth 4x a track on iTunes. I mean, he rhymes "money" and "funny." How dope is that?
2. Consider these fair and balanced (and suspiciously instant) reviews:
"This song is HOT! T.O. is the back and he gottem sayin' wow boy!" --Justin Knott
"The songs is off the hook. You gotta give it up to that NEW COWBOY T.O. He's Back" --Lolo Gado
Let's just hope that the NFL schedule-makers have the sense to set up Dallas-at-Philly before the Cowboys suspend T.O. for life, get a restraining order, and re-key the locker room. That'll happen around mid-October.
Also, Jerry Jones may not be funny, but he got a lot for his money. You see, T.O. ain't just a skilled receiver and rapper. He's also an author and civil rights pioneer!
“Finally, the real T.O. story can be told,” Simon & Schuster executive David Rosenthal said. “It’s an important chapter in the long-term struggle for players’ rights in the NFL.”
And he struggles, oh how he struggles for fundamental freedoms, natural rights passed to man by God, like the right to call your QB gay, the right to renegotiate your contract eight months after signing it, the right to alienate and blame every coach, every teammate, every fan.
That sounds like quite a memoir there, Rosa Parks.
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