What Would Mike Vick Do?
Via Deadspin, it's the indispensible Ron Mexico* Name Generator.
From now on, call me "Buster Switzerland."
* For those requiring explanation, "Ron Mexico" was the pseudonym adopted by Falcons QB Mike Vick when banging groupies. One of his hooches is suing him for allegedly giving her herpes, which would be the only thing Vick passed accurately all year. (ZING!) The case goes to trial this spring, which is bound to be the greatest American sports story since Harding-Gillooly.
As if Goldballs didn't cover my tracks well enough, now please refer to me as "Raymond Italy."
Posted by: Goldballs | January 27, 2006 at 08:42 AM
Nice to meet you, Raymond. Wanna meet at Taco Bell later?
Smooches from Heather California
Posted by: Rox | January 30, 2006 at 02:17 PM
no shit? my little Mike Vick. I used to be the lab tech for the athletic department study hall at virginia tech when he was a redshirt freshman. man, times sure have changed, he was such a sweetheart back then.
Posted by: ginevra | February 01, 2006 at 01:55 PM